“Hey, All You Cool Cats and Kittens!”
If those seven words sent a shiver up your spine, that means you, too, are clearly a victim of the nationwide pandemic that’s got all of America mopping our brows…Tiger King Fever, that is. For the last few weeks, we’ve been riveted by the Shakespearean drama revealed by the popular Netflix show, “Tiger King,” and clearly our friends at Steyr have been eating popcorn and watching, too. Although obviously neither they nor we certainly don’t endorse Joe Exotic’s behavior, you can’t deny that the man has style.
That’s why, in honor of the Tiger King and the Mullet That Changed America Forever, Steyr Arms has announced that they are currently offering two exciting sales on their JAGDHUND and X-JAGD apparel. First, in an homage to Joe Exotic’s white tiger and her near-fatal fascination for his shoes, Steyr has announced 20% off all of their boots…all you have to do is use the code SARDINEOIL at checkout. Second, in honor of all of the men and women in America who hunt safely and ethically, Steyr is offering up to 25% off their full line of apparel! Just use the code TIGERKING at checkout to cash in. (Offer void if you are Carole Baskin.) Click here to browse their selection of apparel.
Obviously, COVID-19 has done nothing to dim that classic Steyr sense of humor…nor, apparently, has it done much to their shipping times. According to the information the company has just released they are experiencing some delays with shipping due to social distancing requirements, but they have plenty of your favorite Steyr firearms still in stock and heading out the door every day. (They do report that the Coronavirus has resulted in the cancellation of some upcoming Steyr Academy classes, but that they plan to reschedule them as soon as it’s safe to do so.)
Speaking of Steyr guns and their availability, there’s nothing like a long period of quarantine to send a gun owner to his or her safe, there to contemplate what firearms, glass, and ammunition are ready for use to defend the home or hunt for food. In times of crisis, which rifle would you reach for? The Steyr Scout is a top contender…and that’s the way that Col. Jeff Cooper wanted it. It’s a complete survival package gun, chambered in calibers suitable for taking any North American game. Slim and manageable, the Scout has multiple sling attachments to boost your snap-shot marksmanship, as well as extra magazine storage and back-up sights built right into the rifle. If you don’t own a Scout, there’s no time like the present to grab one. Naturally, we’d be remiss if we didn’t mention that the Steyr Scout tops our prize list for the ongoing Stay Home, Stay Safe $4.5K Guns & Gear Giveaway! Click here to enter.
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