WATCH: Conquer Coronavirus With Steyr AUG A3 M1 (Ha!)

Battlefield: America. One couple, one hoard of toilet paper, one Steyr AUG A3M1.

We’re a couple of weeks into a nationwide lock-down, and Steyr has the answer to the question on everyone’s minds: Are you going stir-crazy yet? Fend off your COVID-19 quarantine boredom by training for the job you want, not the job you have. If the job you want is to be the Coronavirus Hero, we recommend you check out this very important* tactical training* video from Steyr Arms, featuring the Steyr AUG A3M1 and revealing the thrilling, heartbreaking* tale of one brave American couple and the mountain of hand sanitizer they’re sworn to protect*.

If you enjoyed this video, why not follow Steyr Arms on Facebook? They’re still updating, Steyr fans are still congregating, and if you see something you’d like to buy…well, know that our friends at Steyr are keeping the home fires burning. Guns are still being manufactured and shipped (albeit with some delays due to social-distancing mandates).

*Not really.