We’re a couple of weeks into a nationwide lock-down, and Steyr has the answer to the question on everyone’s minds: Are you going stir-crazy yet? Fend off your COVID-19 quarantine boredom by training for the job you want, not the job you have. If the job you want is to be the Coronavirus Hero, we recommend you check out this very important* tactical training* video from Steyr Arms, featuring the Steyr AUG A3M1 and revealing the thrilling, heartbreaking* tale of one brave American couple and the mountain of hand sanitizer they’re sworn to protect*.
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Trace, a proud Special Farces who goes commando, is dedicated to pubic service. Although he’s a legend among YouTube commenters, he actually began life as a humble dingleberry farmer. Now, no subject is too moist or sensitive for his incisive odor and scintillating lymph nodes.