WATCH: “Lawyers, AUGs & Money”

I’m hiding in Honduras; I’m a desperate man.

The Steyr AUG has been the bullpup rifle of choice for the world’s militaries since 1977, but it’s also the rifle of choice for those of us who live life just a little dangerously. Maybe you went home with a waitress (like you always do) only to discover she was with the Russians, too. Or perhaps you were gambling in Havana and took a little risk. Either way, you need three things to get out of this: Lawyers, AUGS, and money. This Monday morning, let’s tune in to the latest video from Steyr’s hilarious Facebook series and learn for ourselves just how a desperate man can go in defense of self, freedom, and family when he has an AUG in his hands. Click here or on the above image to watch!

And just in case you’re one of them young whippersnappers who isn’t getting the joke…

Trace Munson

Trace, a proud Special Farces who goes commando, is dedicated to pubic service. Although he's a legend among YouTube commenters, he actually began life as a humble dingleberry farmer. Now, no subject is too moist or sensitive for his incisive odor and scintillating lymph nodes.

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