The life of an anti-gun activist: Constantly triggered, traumatized, and thin-skinned. You know, if it weren’t for the fact that they’re doing their level best to...
Who knew that “domestic terrorists” have lawyers and a copy of the Bill of Rights? It’s a sad day for America when it becomes necessary to...
Ugh, Bertram, can you believe The Poors think they have a right to self-defense? Yesterday, 145 CEOs of some of America’s largest corporations sent a joint...
In the words of past NRA president John Sigler: They don’t hate your guns. They hate you. On September 11, 2001, America learned first-hand what it...
Who knew that being a domestic terrorist would come with sweet discounts? Howdy-do, my fellow domestic terrorists! Just in case you hadn’t heard, the San Francisco...
My sides hurt, my cheeks ache, and I can’t draw a full breath…all thanks to these nimrods. Every election season, the anti-gunners vie to see who...
As long-time GGD readers no doubt remember, last year Dick’s head Ed Stack spewed some goo about how Dick’s target market didn’t need to buy legal...
This isn’t grassroots, but it is definitely something you can use to make grass grow… Ah, springtime, when the farmers of the world get the soil...
He’s the gift that just keeps on giving…like herpes. Ah, good ol’ Sideshow Joe Biden: Between his folksy, aw-shucks schtick, his creepy-uncle behavior with the ladies,...
There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It...
