Watch & Laugh: Italian Grandma’s Gun-Control Video for Everytown
Could someone please call the nursing home? She wandered away again…
Recently, our friends at GunsAmerica reported that noted 1980s-era celebrity Madonna has partnered with anti-gun organization Everytown for Gun Safety to create a video explaining why she (and they) think Americans should give up our guns. If you’re not familiar with the superstar of 40 years ago, allow me to introduce you to Madonna Louise Ciccone. Having pioneered the art of lip-synching and dancing in her underwear–which I assure you was all very shocking in 1984–Madonna is now every bit as qualified to talk about gun safety as the creators of Everytown for Gun Safety.
Having established her qualifications to discuss the Second Amendment, let us now turn our attention to Madonna’s activism. As you can see in the below video, this multimillionaire with multiple homes spread across the globe and 24/7 private armed security is quite the guerilla activist. Daringly venturing out into the deep dark night all by herself–armed with nothing but a roller, a puffer jacket, and a few gun-toting bodyguards–Madonna is really putting herself on the line to get her message out!
And what is that message, exactly?
Well, whoever operates Madonna’s Instagram for her made that clear with the following quote: “There’s a new Vaccination!! Its called GUN CONTROL! Should be mandatory. It will SAVE LIVES! [sic]”
So, as you can see, Madonna would like you to think of the Second Amendment the same way you do about the COVID-19 virus. Or, more precisely, she would like you to think about it the way she thinks about the COVID-19 virus. And what does she think of COVID? Check out the quality of her face mask. As you can see, it covers everything but her nose and mouth. Therefore, it’s just as useful as Madonna’s political opinions.
Why does Madonna think you can vaccinate an opinion?
As awkward as it may seem to refer to the forcible disarmament of Americans as a “vaccination,” it makes perfect sense to Madonna. “Wait a minute, Trace,” you might be saying, “isn’t Madonna British? Why is a British person commenting on America’s Second Amendment?” As it turns out, Dear Reader, Madonna was only British by vaccination herself. (Clearly her booster shots have expired, as you can tell by the fact that Madonna’s Bronx accent is back.)
“Wake up America,” pants the Italian grandma as she glues up some pre-printed posters. “I made breakfast and you’re too skinny.” No wait, that’s what my Italian grandma used to say.
This Italian grandma brings deep, insightful, sparkling political commentary: “There is something comforting about being tied up. Like when you were a baby and your mother strapped you in the car seat. She wanted you to be safe. It was an act of love.” No, wait, that’s Madonna talking about BDSM in her book Sex, in which she appeared nude. That book may have been the tome that ushered me over the line from boy to man, but that doesn’t mean I need to pay its author any more attention than I already have.
By the way, Madonna, if you’re reading this? Yes, I still have the book…and no, I didn’t pay for it.
Madonna? You mean the ancient cougar? Why the hell would anyone care what she has to say? But since I can’t afford armed guards, I guess I’ll have to do my own dirty work. Sorry, bitch.
She has said in the past while standing on a podium to a crowd of people. How she’s wanted to blow up the White House. She’s a terrorist and should be treated as such !!
Isn’t it interesting that due to her rich star status, she was not taken into custody as a domestic terrorist under the Patriot Act????
As a retire Military person, were I to make such a statement, the FEDS would be at my door in less than 2 hours
Just stop listening to these fools and stop giving them a platform. Seriously, intelligent people don’t care about the likes of Madonna and her opinions.
Stupid is as stupid does!!!%
Long time lost and forgotten!🗑🖕🏼
I for one have NEVER asked for this little idiotic liberal fool’s opinion on ANYTHING !!! What she thinks means absolutely nothing to me, I will keep my guns and use them as I please just like my father and all my grandfathers before me have done and if Madonna doesn’t like it, she can KISS MY OLD FREE WHITE A$$ !!!
She is still as irreverent today as she was back in the ’80’s.
First off, ALL these “Hollywood” elites and politicians calling for firearm bans and control need to give up their armed bodyguards first. What they want won’t affect them nor criminals. Just the law abiding citizens of the United States. I can’t believe the amount of people that do everything in their power to destroy this country from within and people keep voting for them. Ridiculous. And I for one am tired of it.
YUP!!!%
It’s a sad state of affairs when a washed up, drugged up, P.O.S like that can think anyone could be the least interested to hear her B.S.
And what does that say about a truly hard up group, like Everytown and whom they choose to sleep with?
I watched the video just now and I must say it’s not one of her best music videos I’ve seen.
Definitely a far cry from her controversial video “like a prayer”.
Where is jelly bean when you need him?
I do believe over the years that Madonna has gotten lost in time. And why not so much has changed in just a couple of decades.
If I remember correctly, she is the one that said she wanted to “blow up the White House” because Trump got in.
Anger issues?
But still she wanted to blow up the White House. Is she a terrorist or is she the lesser offense of being criminally minded by saying so?
It makes sense she would want to ban guns after all she threatened to blow up the White House and I’m sure she has many wives of prominent men she has affairs with rather perturbed with her. Perhaps 🤔 she is concerned with retaliation in her older years where the mind remembers the past vividly more that the current months.
If I remember correctly she also said her son has a small penis like her father.
What mom does that?
She has always made money from being controversial.
But this one seems different.
She isn’t making money by being controversial she is making money by promoting others ideology And trying to be controversial.
I think she is being paid to say theses things half heartily.
That video is silly nonsense, something a child might do. Then she nags you.
Ok, Nag away because no one ever listened to nags. It is the lowest form of failed influence. Coming from a history of influencing 13 yr olds fir decades, she should know that.
She was better at raising money for aids research.
No, this whole new Madonna is not the same like virgin girl who peddled her 30 something body in the form of. tunes to 12 year olds with cringing fathers from the good old days of the 1989’s party 🎉 past.
She is definitely not controversial, she is just going with the crowd with the most money to slip into her pocket.
Oh well.
She was fun,
now she is dangerous in Biden kinda way.
I don’t think young people really care about what she has to say. After all, she looks at her teen son’s penis and compares it to his father’s penis. Ewwwww
I feel for her family and wish them whole hearted health and nurturing relationships.
Oh, And let’s not forget she wants to blow up the white house.
Perfect demographic that would want gun control . Ewwwww
RIP 1984 Madonna we all miss you.
Well said Lisa…!!
Who pays attention to a person who gained fame by shock value rather than talent? Her whole life has been copying what others do. Michael Jackson grabbed his crotch,, she had to parrot that. Angelina Jolie adopts an african child, Madonna had to follow. If Madonna ever had an original thought, it died of loneliness.
Did it die of loneliness or was it stillborn? She has no business telling gun owners what we should do. None of us tried to tell her how to raise kids. I’m not a pediatrician and she’s not a gun expert. She just needs to stay in her lane. Gun ownership and safe practices is like rearing children. You read all the literature but it doesn’t do any good until you have hands-on experience.
I shot a gun for the first time at a little bit over 3 yrs. old. Lets be real. I wasn’t able to hold it all on my own. My Grandpa helped. A friend and myself were trusted to carry guns by ourselves when we were young and we were well taught and always practiced safety when we were in the woods by ourselves. I spent 23 years in the Air Force and everyday I was on duty I had guns in my hand and on my body. People fear what they don’t know. Maybe everyone should be trained and then they might not fear them. RGM
Put your money where the mouth is two faced socialists, get rid rid of all your ARMED body guards you don’t need them if you really believe your own bullshit.
All Politicians and Entertainers exist solely to provide a “Service”, for which they are paid. Service by definition means to serve, as in ” Servant “, not ” Leader, Master or Expert at anything”, other than if the “Service Provided” is inadequate, We, The People, the Sovereign, the Rulers, no longer provide them with a means to earn a living. They do not dictate nor should they anymore that your Pet should be allowed to Tell You How To Drive Your Car!
Lynn Bryant DeSpain
I don’t understand how people throw their money at those elites who obviously don’t give a rats ass about anybody but themselves??? Speaking of rats where did those 2 go that were living in her armpits back in the day heh-heh
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Been some years since hearing this, Thanks Vinny.
While for the most part I don’t agree because I was fortunate enough to I have met and worked with some very intelligent woman while working for General Dynamic’s, unfortunately the media and “music” video’s only seem to force the woman trashing video’s on the younger generation’s nowadays.
If the woman’s movement ACTUALLY wanted to do something good for themselves and the rest of us, they would go after the music video maker’s to hold woman to a higher standard instead of the “useable meat” that Madonna and the entire “Every town for Gun Safety” aka George Soros tools are currently doing.
Remember when your momma could back slap you into next week for being an idiot ?
We had a lot less crime back then, didn’t we !
I’m far more terrified of the government being armed than I am of having a common criminal with a gun. There is a far greater chance today that you’ll be executed by a government official than some thug.
THAT is why I am armed to the teeth. And always will be.
Flea…check!! For once I agree with Bill O’Reilly. Bad guys shooting people is a price of freedom. Liberty is risky business. That’s why our Founding Fathers recognized our God-given right to shoot back. As bad as it sounds, having tens or even hundreds of dead people in the streets killed by Defective Citizens is greatly preferred over having millions of dis-armed dead citizens in concentration camps, blast furnaces, mass graves, killing fields by the armed police/government. History, learn from it, be doomed to re-live it, or die from it.
One must stop farming out one’s personal safety to others that SCOTUS has, at least three times, told us they have no duty to protect. That’s the Second Amendment’s “citizens right to keep and bear arms” in a nut shell.
Idiots want to rule us. Gun control = every law abiding gun owner gives up their guns and their rights to self defense. Criminals will always find a way to get an illegal firearm. And our “betters” who can’t and won’t control our southern border think that the only thing that can make it across are drugs and illegal aliens? Cartels would salivate at becoming arms dealers too. A lot of money to be made sending guns and ammo to Estados Unidos.
Too bad an Instagram account is required to view this video. I refuse to be a part of that nonsense.
If guns aren’t needed why does her security people have them? She needs to go to a gun free zone and things will be fine>
Unfortunately, she was born and raised in my home state of Michigan. Born in Bay City and grew up in the northern Detroit suburbs. Not the Bronx.
Forty years now this satanic witch has been destroying America morally!! She’s a repugnant excuse for a human being..
I thought she was in a nursing home wearing depends with Hanoi jane
Power hungry politicians, “singers” and the hollywood douche bags who made MILLIONS portraying the use of guns in the most violent of ways think they own the “moral” high ground and want to disarm us. Think again
morons……….Come and try taking them……. I triple dog dare you……..
These punk snowflake celebrities should have studied a little harder in school, maybe they could have learned WE HAVE WHAT IS CALLED A CONSTITUTION! It even protects pigs like this bitch!
i triple dog dare them too bring it
Crazy old ladies should just keep their pie holes closed. I didn’t like her then and I don’t like her now. I wonder if that bat crap crazy bitch has ever read the constitution.
She was always a waste of human life if you ever payed attention to her in the past you would already know that she has mental issues.
“She was always a waste of human life” Perhaps “Oxygen Thief” would be a bit more accurate.
So disarm the masses so they can be control. Think these people saying gun control are the ones who control what you see because they are the ones to be looked up to. They are better than us so do as they say not as they do. Look they carry fire arms with them everyday, they just have another person they pay to carry it for them. Control is needed at the other end. People who commit the crime, get off, a few years, maybe life, and we the people pay for their crime. Sorta like if you as a kid broke the family TV and all your folks did was send you to your room, grounded, to play your video games, read, or whatever. Does that really keep you from doing that again, even if you heard it from a friend who did that? Remember once you give away something it is hard and sometimes next to impossible to get it back. The government and the so called elite want you in a place underneath them, just as you are in the work place, you need to be in everyday life as well. IN YOUR PLACE
Madonna hasn’t been relevant for at least 30 plus years. If it wasn’t for guns our country would be under British control and we would not be the United States. Guns are not the problem, it’s the people using them for the wrong reasons that are the problem. There is a serious mental illness issue that needs to be addressed. There is a faction of society that is just plain violent and crime and killing is their way of life. The people are the damn problem and that needs to be addressed.
Seems to me the government wants everyone to have the vaccine so shouldn’t she want everyone to have a gun using that analogy?