My nana always told me, “Trace, if you can’t say something nice about somebody, you just come sit down right here next to me.” Every week, the anti-gunners open up a new can of...well, not so much whoop-ass as Whoopie Cushion. And every week, the mainstream media falls all over itself singing the praises of the latest doomed-to-failure gun-ban scheme. Although the schemes … [Read more...] about Smells Like Infringement: Gun Banners in the News (Again)
Trace Munson
My Foolproof Plan To Score $$ From Anti-Gunners
There are fools out there, and they have money. Let us part them. If you ever had any doubt that anti-Second Amendment activists are people with more money than sense, please take note of this recent article, courtesy of the NRA. In it, we learn that the producers of the Broadway revival of Oklahoma! have decided to answer a question that literally nobody asked: How will they … [Read more...] about My Foolproof Plan To Score $$ From Anti-Gunners
Mjollnir For Gobblers: Federal Premium’s Heavyweight TSS Turkey Shells
I may not be Thor, but I do believe I'm the man destined to wield this hammer... Turkey hunting is a cussed sport; as perfect as it is when they come in like they're being drawn in on a string, they do love to hang up just outside of shotgun range, don't they? I don't know about you, but more than once I've wished I had something like Thor's hammer Mjollnir that could just … [Read more...] about Mjollnir For Gobblers: Federal Premium’s Heavyweight TSS Turkey Shells
Smells Like Infringement: Gun Banners in the News
My nana always told me, "Trace, if you can't say something nice about somebody, you just come sit down right here next to me." If there's one thing I can say for anti-gunners, it's this: They're industrious as dung beetles, rolling up little balls of gun control, then busily parading them to and fro. Sadly, the end result isn't any more pleasant to behold than the dung … [Read more...] about Smells Like Infringement: Gun Banners in the News
How to Translate “Gun Reviewese” to English, Part Duh
A few months ago, we talked about translating "gun reviewese" to English. Time to add a few more to the lexicon... As I mentioned in the last "gun writers vs. English" post, the world of hook n' bullet journalism is populated with odd little catchphrases that you'll see popping up from time to time...and many of them could use a translation into plain English. As a gun writer … [Read more...] about How to Translate “Gun Reviewese” to English, Part Duh
