How to Live Rent-Free in Anti-Gunners’ Heads, by Magnum Research & President Trump
“The economy is doing so well, patriotic Americans have more money to spend on customized, artistically special guns.”
When Kahr Firearms Group‘s Justin Moon said the above at the 2020 Shooting, Hunting and Outdoor Trades (SHOT) Show, he may well have been prophesying the absolutely epic response that President Trump’s recent NASCAR appearance has evoked on both sides of the political aisle. If you spent the weekend sleeping under a rock (hey, no judgment here), the takeaway lesson is that the best way to live rent-free in your political opponents’ heads forever is to take a single spin around the Daytona 500 track in the Presidential limo. If you can’t do that, because you aren’t Donald Trump, the next best way might be a custom commemorative Magnum Research, Inc. Desert Eagle or Desert Eagle 1911…if you can get your hands on one, that is.
“We have three different ‘Make America Great’ Desert Eagle 1911s at this time,” reported Kahr Firearms Group (the parent company behind Magnum Research) President Justin Moon. “We’re coming out with more designs all the time, and we’ve seen a tremendous response from patriotic Americans,” continued Moon. “Our main problem right now is filling all our orders–they just keep selling out.” The MSRP for the Trump 1911s is $1,656–and dealers can’t keep it on the shelves.
Are there plans for a commemorative Desert Eagle marking the day Trump incited the mainstream media into a meltdown by asking his chauffeur to turn left for 2.5 miles? We here at Guns & Gadgets Daily don’t know the answer to that, but here are five custom Desert Eagles we spotted at the SHOT Show…all of which would probably buy you at least your security deposit and first month’s rent in Nancy Pelosi’s noggin. If you’d like to see more, visit them online, or come see their complete lineup in person at the NRA Annual Meetings in Nashville, Tenn., this April.
Without further ado, here are five ways to take up permanent residence in the mind of your “favorite” anti-gunner:
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Who knew that it was this easy to dwell forever in an anti-gunner’s head? I have to admit, it’s a bit cramped in here, but it’s completely empty…
They should send the Prez Trump a nice one…he has a CCW permit for long time. Might enjoy it.
Bill, when and where did Trump say this?
In a response to VP Pence question about red flag laws.
https://youtu.be/yxgybgEKHHI
Too rich for my wallet, but I must confess there would be some ironic pleasure by shooting a couple of democrap supporting felons that broke into my house!
I love the motifs with the Kahrs guns. I’ve named several of my newly built AR-15s after leading democratic candidates. When I shoot them it’s the only time I enjoy hearing them speak. I also believe if any of them knew there was an AR-15 with their name on it they would have a stroke. We can only hope!
Lol yes spend all your hard earned excess money on our guns. This and only this will make you a true American patriot. Don’t forget you only have two hands, chances are in a gun fight you’ll be taken out before you can use all those other extra weapons. Gun companies are laughing all the way to the bank.
It’s a Hobby for most people, just like fishing, have you ever priced a Bass boat with all the options? Besides I own two cars and can only drive one at a time, so enjoy collecting them and shooting them with friends that enjoy the same hobbies.
@Mindless,
I’ll bet you have more than one shirt. Do you wear all your shirts at once? Get real. Find someone else to annoy.
The comment describes the ‘monicker!’
I’m speechless.
“I like taking guns away early,” Trump said. “Take the guns first, go through due process second.”