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How to Live Rent-Free in Anti-Gunners’ Heads, by Magnum Research & President Trump

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“The economy is doing so well, patriotic Americans have more money to spend on customized, artistically special guns.”

When Kahr Firearms Group‘s Justin Moon said the above at the 2020 Shooting, Hunting and Outdoor Trades (SHOT) Show, he may well have been prophesying the absolutely epic response that President Trump’s recent NASCAR appearance has evoked on both sides of the political aisle. If you spent the weekend sleeping under a rock (hey, no judgment here), the takeaway lesson is that the best way to live rent-free in your political opponents’ heads forever is to take a single spin around the Daytona 500 track in the Presidential limo. If you can’t do that, because you aren’t Donald Trump, the next best way might be a custom commemorative Magnum Research, Inc. Desert Eagle or Desert Eagle 1911…if you can get your hands on one, that is.

“We have three different ‘Make America Great’ Desert Eagle 1911s at this time,” reported Kahr Firearms Group (the parent company behind Magnum Research) President Justin Moon. “We’re coming out with more designs all the time, and we’ve seen a tremendous response from patriotic Americans,” continued Moon. “Our main problem right now is filling all our orders–they just keep selling out.” The MSRP for the Trump 1911s is $1,656–and dealers can’t keep it on the shelves.

Are there plans for a commemorative Desert Eagle marking the day Trump incited the mainstream media into a meltdown by asking his chauffeur to turn left for 2.5 miles? We here at Guns & Gadgets Daily don’t know the answer to that, but here are five custom Desert Eagles we spotted at the SHOT Show…all of which would probably buy you at least your security deposit and first month’s rent in Nancy Pelosi’s noggin. If you’d like to see more, visit them online, or come see their complete lineup in person at the NRA Annual Meetings in Nashville, Tenn., this April.

Without further ado, here are five ways to take up permanent residence in the mind of your “favorite” anti-gunner:

The secret ingredient? Anti-gunners’ tears.

Hail to the Chief, baby.

We hold these truths to be self-evident.

“Don’t Tread” was the 18th-century version of “Don’t Mess.”

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It takes a Viking to raze a village.

Who knew that it was this easy to dwell forever in an anti-gunner’s head? I have to admit, it’s a bit cramped in here, but it’s completely empty…

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