What’s coming up for 2019? Let’s bust out our crystal Minie ball and get prognosticatin’! One of the best parts of welcoming a new year–aside from...
If David Hogg didn’t exist, we’d have to invent him… …because Joe Biden isn’t going to live forever, and we’re always going to need some comic...
Toy gun, or not to toy gun? Earlier this week, I presented a pro-gun argument against purchasing toy guns…but given that TMC hasn’t started their A...
The bad news for Dick’s just keeps coming. Earlier this year, the retail giant decided to give its business a bris by actually destroying their inventory...
I played with toy guns as a kid, and I bet you did too…but there is a pro-gun argument against toy guns. On a windswept hillside,...
It’s simple, it costs nothing, and it’ll work better than what we’re doing now. Hear me out… What’s always struck me the hardest after each headline-grabbing...
Today, we have a guest column from our resident gun-control expert Ima Nidiot, human wind tunnel and personification of the word “moist.” Take it away, Ima!...
Projection isn’t just a way to get your voice heard… …Projection is, of course, a psychological term used to describe a maladaptive way to process feelings...
Did something newsworthy happen on Saturday? BECAUSE I CAN’T TELL. It was, as we’ve already been told ad nauseum, a Day That Would Go Down In...
Today, we have a guest column from our resident gun-control expert Ima Nidiot, personal-odor trainer and vagina-hat knitting queen. Take it away, Ima! Hello to all...
