No matter how cynical I get about the sheer idiocy of the anti-gunners, I simply cannot keep up. Every so often, we pro-Second Amendment citizens are treated to a glimpse of the raw hysteria that seethes just beneath the surface of the average anti-gunner, and today we've got a doozy: It seems that for one school district in Pennsylvania, Zoom video teleconferences with … [Read more...] about Anti-Gunners Triggered By Toy Gun on Zoom, Hysteria Ensues
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In Defense of Toy Guns
Toy gun, or not to toy gun? Earlier this week, I presented a pro-gun argument against purchasing toy guns...but given that TMC hasn't started their A Christmas Story marathon yet, I'm shelving the "you'll shoot your eye out" argument for now. Today, I'd like to present the pro-gun case for purchasing toy guns for the kiddos on your Christmas list, and I'd like to start … [Read more...] about In Defense of Toy Guns
The Pro-Gun Argument Against Toy Guns
I played with toy guns as a kid, and I bet you did too...but there is a pro-gun argument against toy guns. On a windswept hillside, I had finally brought my enemy to bay. He turned to me, hair a-tangle and knees a-scabbed, and said, "At last, it's come to this." He brought his weapon up, but my draw was quicker: In half a second, I had emptied my ammunition into his center of … [Read more...] about The Pro-Gun Argument Against Toy Guns
5 People Who Just Learned That Guns Aren’t Toys (The Hard Way)
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. These people just won the Stupid Jackpot. One of the best things about the Internet in 2021 is that it's united our world into one great big global village...which means that we no longer have to rely on our own Village Idiot to entertain us when there are millions of others out there just a few keystrokes away. Better yet, many of said … [Read more...] about 5 People Who Just Learned That Guns Aren’t Toys (The Hard Way)
4 MORE People Who Just Learned Guns Aren’t Toys (the Hard Way)
George Carlin said it best: Remember how stupid the average guy is? Fifty percent of 'em are even dumber than that... A few weeks ago, we ran an article highlighting the fact that apparently God really does look after idiots and drunks...even idiots and drunks with guns. We figured that, having done our civic duty, we could rest secure in the knowledge that people who really … [Read more...] about 4 MORE People Who Just Learned Guns Aren’t Toys (the Hard Way)
