Announcing Our Survive the Braindead $5.5K Guns & Gear Giveaway!

I see braindead people. Walking around. They don’t know they’re braindead.

Save your cerebellum this October … it’s a no-brainer!

Safeguard your skull, bulwark that brain-bucket, and keep the shuffling horde of zombies at bay this Halloween with our Survive the Braindead $5.5K Guns & Gear Givewaway! Starting right now–October 1, 2021–and running through midnight Central time on October 31, 2021, you’ll have a shot at winning our Survive the Braindead $5.5K Guns & Gear Giveaway! This giveaway stars everything you need to defend your corpus callosum from the walking dead: A Heckler & Koch SP5 9mm carbine, an LKCI Vezir B100 Semi-Auto 12-gauge bullpup shotgun courtesy of GunPrime, and a Kimber Micro 9 handgun courtesy of GunPrime. Feed those guns with ammo from Fort Scott Munitions and Two Birds Outdoors, skin them with N8 Tactical, get a custom Cerakote job on your SP5 courtesy of our friend the XDMAN, win a Combo Package from Ed Brown, and get all the info you need to make the best use of all of the above with a Gold membership to the Personal Defense Network!

Entering the Survive the Braindead $5.5K Guns & Gear Giveaway is simple and free. Just click here, give us a way to reach you, and keep quiet so the zombies won’t hear you!

Here’s a complete listing of the prize package on offer:

1. HK USA SP5 9mmx19, 30RD+1, Valued at $2,949

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2. GunPrime LKCI Vezir B100 Semi Auto AR-12 Bullpup 12 Ga 18″ Barrel, Valued at $579

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3. GunPrime Kimber Micro9 9mm Stainless Steel Rosewood Grips 3300158, Valued at $599

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4. Fort Scott Munitions 9MM Luger TUI® – 115Gr Handgun Ammo/Bulk Ammo, Valued at $688.50

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5. PDN Gold Level Membership 1yr, valued at $124

 

 

6 PDN DVD, Camera Bundle Valued at $228.99

 

 

7. XDMan Custom Cerakote to SP5, Valued at $300

8. Two Birds Outdoors (4) BPS 12 GAUGE 2 3/4 #7.5 SHOT SHELLS 1 OZ 250RD box, Valued at $100ea.

9. Ed Brown Combo Package, Total Value at $127

– Cleaning/Counter Mat, valued $19.95

– (2) Firearm Lubricant, Valued at $11.90

– Legacy Logo Gun Stand, Values at $19.95

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– Pistol Bag, Valued at $44.95

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– Silicone Cleaning Cloth with Ed Brown Logo, Valued at $7.95

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– Fueled Mouse Pad, Valued at $10.95

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10. N8 Tactical Gift Card (valid only on n8tactical.com), Valued at $250

Here’s the link to enter–best of luck, and keep those brains in the bucket!

Trace Munson

Trace, a proud Special Farces who goes commando, is dedicated to pubic service. Although he's a legend among YouTube commenters, he actually began life as a humble dingleberry farmer. Now, no subject is too moist or sensitive for his incisive odor and scintillating lymph nodes.

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