Slingshot Self-Defense With “The Lethal Playmate”
Last updated: June 7, 2026 · Originally published: December 28, 2020
Behold, the cure for the 12th day of Christmas…
Are you currently trying to maintain your sanity while a houseful of relatives chatters over your TV shows and spends all day in the bathroom? If so, might I recommend JoergSprave’s The Slingshot Channel? I just spent two of the merriest hours I’ve had so far watching German Playboy and Penthouse model Aleksa Slusarchi spank targets with just about every projectile you can imagine…except a bullet. That’s because the channel comes to us from Germany, where firearms ownership is strictly regulated and armed self-defense virtually nonexistent. But that doesn’t mean that the Deutsch are helpless–far from it. With a kinetic weapon and a woman like Aleksa, “The Lethal Playmate,” there’s no danger I wouldn’t face. (Repeatedly.)
Even if I never get a chance to check out The Lethal Playmate in person, I can at least have some fun with her “gun.” I just signed up to get mine for free here, and in two days, I’ll be using it to clear the lanes between my Barcalounger and the television set. (Hey, I warned them I wanted to watch the game.) Want one? They’re free while supplies last!
Yes I would like one of these rubber band guns. I studied Primitive Weapons in the military before going to Vietnam. I still have my crossbow, blowgun, and bow & arrows I made. They even taught us how to make our own poisons to use on blowgun darts, arrows, and crossbow bolts.
God Bless,
Danny