The Dumbass Zone: 3 Things Antis Said This Week
Last updated: April 25, 2026 · Originally published: April 10, 2019
There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is…the Dumbass Zone.
One of my favorite things about anti-gunners is that they’re an endless source of hilarity…that is, of course, as long as you put out of your mind that these people are in positions of power, and making decisions that affect their constituents’ lives. Still, in the interest of keeping our blood pressure out of the red zone, let’s take a step back and simply marvel at the shining, gemlike stupidity on display in the three dumbest things anti-gunners said (this week).
1. Kirsten Gillibrand
It’s been a hot minute since Kirsten Gillibrand lied her way into an NRA “A” rating and then promptly got herself flunked back down to an “F,” so you can be forgiven if you’ve forgotten her. But apparently she’s decided to run for President in 2020, and that means that she’s got to work hard to make herself stand out from the field of anti-gun idiots who share that “D” after her name. Towards that end, she recently attended a CNN Town Hall, during which she announced the following: “They want to oppose universal background checks because they want to sell an assault rifle to a teenager in a Walmart or to someone on the terror watch list or to someone whose gravely mentally ill with a violent background or to someone with a criminal conviction for a violent crime. They want to sell those weapons, that is why they oppose universal background checks.”
Never mind that people who have been adjudicated mentally unfit, people under the age of 18 (and now 21 in some states), and people convicted of violent felonies are not permitted to purchase or own firearms. Never mind that doing so is a felony, and that it’s a felony whether the ineligible person passed a background check or not. The real doozy came right before that quote above: “It’s about the NRA and its greed.” So…she doesn’t know that the NRA doesn’t sell guns? She doesn’t know that the NRA represents gun owners, not manufacturers (that’s the NSSF)? But she does know what’s best for us, so I feel better! Don’t you?
2. Eric Swalwell
Good ol’ Swallows has been a favorite here at GGD for a while, and I think we’re going to see more great things from him in the future. Are we quite in “shoulder thing that goes up” territory yet? No, but I’ve got to say that I got a good, loud chortle out of this one:
“Just take the 15 million [assault weapons] that are out there and buy them back.”
Ah, yes, that does sound so much nicer than “forcible confiscation,” doesn’t it? And it’s true that being paid is better than not being paid. But…Swalwell…you still haven’t managed to articulate what an “assault weapon” even is, let alone on what legal grounds you intend to ban them. Or where the money’s coming from. But he does know what he’d like to do if he doesn’t get compliance…
3. Corey O’Connor
About 20 years ago, the city of Pittsburgh attempted to “regulate” AR-15s and their variants. There was just one small problem with this: It wasn’t actually legal per the Pennsylvania constitution to do so. Laws related to gun ownership in Pennsylvania have to go through the commonwealth’s legislature; individual districts can’t make those kinds of laws. Those “regulation” attempts were swiftly overturned, Pittsburgh started seeing gun-show business from the likes of the NRA and CCRKBA, and all seemed well.
Then, some mouth-breather decided to shoot up a Pittsburgh synagogue. And just a few months later, Pittsburgh Councilman O’Connor lifted a cheek, lit a fart, and realized he’d just had the closest thing he’d ever experience to a bright idea. I know, he thought, if we can’t ban the ownership of guns, we’ll just ban the use of them! Because apparently he thought using an AR-15 to shoot up a house of worship had been perfectly legal up to that point, or something?
The NRA has already filed suit, and it’s highly unlikely this legislation will stand, let alone ever be enforced. Which makes all of the above even funnier…as long as you don’t live in Pittsburgh.
Which up-and-coming anti-gunner would you like to nominate for permanent residence in the Dumbass Zone? Tell us in the comments!
“It is a dimension as vast as (the vacuous) space” between the ears of a Leftist and as mindless as…………………….
Sadly, the only beings dumber than such politicians are the voters who elect them, Unfortunately, banning them from the voting booth would be just as unconstitutional as most of the laws these elected idiots propose. I suppose it’s too much to hope that they might not reproduce…
Thus the reason, as to why the Demoncraps want to keep boarders open for all to walk through, in order to up their votes, Illegal votes (no pun intended). Has anyone else noticed that Conservative states have been saturated with new anti-gun residents during the election years? To include liberal politicians from states like comifornia? Bloombitch does know where to spend his money in order to push his communists agenda. Of course the media is a big help for them, by simply reporting false information/propaganda, in order to keep voters from being well informed. Too bad we don’t have laws in place that would hold these treasonous idiots accountable for their actions. Then again, I’m sure if there were such laws in place, they would more than likely avoid prosecution with the protection of the liberal communist party currently hell bent on destruction of America.
Actually these dumbass are volunteering not to reproduce as some sort of punishment/protest which is fine by me. Please, their kind does need to die off like the dinosaurs LoL
And just exactly how does someone “buy back” something he/she has never owned?
This is proof that much of America does not know what the hell it is doing when it votes. Otherwise, we would have such illogical idiots in the government.
Sen Finklestein should be added, waving an AR in a room full of people, finger on trigger added to which she drops her concealed pistol when entering her home. The Security detail was embarrassed I hear.
Piglosi has a compound more secure than Ft Knox I hear. So glad I fled Mexifornia.
Any room for two more for dumping the trash into the black hole?
The problem with letting her fantasize is the sheep believe it!
I would like to nominate the “media” and their minions….nothing says expert like a bunch of morons who have never even seen a gun up close, trying to educate me! “whats the difference between an M-16 and an AR-15: about 800 rds per minute” heh-heh
What scares me is people actually don’t filter what the Media is saying and blindly believe “If we ban, things will get better”, instead of realizing that if a true ban ever happens, we aren’t citizens any longer, we’re cattle to be slaughtered for the likes of idiots like Maxine!
The genius Mr. Swallow , in his tweets , criticizes our right to own firearms . One of the reasons to have them as our founding fathers stated , was to protect ourselves and country from a tyrannical government. He thinks this reason is silly but then proves our point by admitting that he and others in our ( tyrannical ) government want to forcibly remove constitutional protected firearms. Mr. swallow, this IS what tyrannical governments do.
I love the argument in which “citizens should not have firearms equal to or better than the military”…well, in the Revolutionary War, some citizens had Kentucky Long rifles where military had muskets. The Kentucky Long rifle is far superior to what military had on both sides. I didn’t see the founding fathers having a problem with that condition…so what has changed? (Rhetorical question)
My vote goes to Corey O’Connor. Seems like being able to buy a gun but not use it would be like buying a new car and by the laws at hand, not be able to drive it. and the list goes on and on and on………………………
Dear Folks
It should be known that somewhere around ten times the number of people who are murdered are killed with a hammer. Maybe it’s time to demonstrate in front of Home Depot. Or, do the libs want to confiscate our hammers. What a bunch of goofs. If they want to read both the federal Constitution and the Pennsylvania Constitution, they will see things a bit different. I’m 72. I have guns and NEVER have been in any trouble with the law. Come after my guns and that will change drastically. It’s funny. People who don’t know what bathroom to use want to take our guns.
I’m sorry, I must have read the “Shall not infringe” wrong. If you try to take the civilian AR15 away next would be all semi autos, both rifles and handguns, then bolt actions or maybe ammunition, then knifes then socks and sand. Oh I forgot wire and forks. Okay food too can’t have strong healthy society either. Gee, I’m glad I’m 71, I don’t want to see this. But please do not come to my home to confiscate any of the previous items. I still get angry at times.
These people that can not understand “Shall not be infringed” – are the very same people that wrote the ‘special counsel’ statute that says the results of the investigation (report) is “confidential”. They included ‘confidential’ because it is the very reason they ended the “Independent Counsel” statute – that report was “public”. The 2nd amendment is what protects all the rest of the amendments – which makes it the most import amendment of them all!
Well, now that we’ve supposedly found the real black hole…maybe we could send these “dumbass award” winners and most of the democrats to that hole and see if it really works…
Maybe the new Three Stooges can take over Mexico. I’ll bet they could end all of the gun violence down there. That would show Trump and the evil NRA. ROTFLMAO
As we all know this isn’t about protecting the safety of Americans. It is about votes they believe they will get and the power that goes with it. The ultimate goal is to disarm us so we will be more susceptible to their control. That is what all the D**b*sses really want. Somehow I don’t believe this is going to happen. Gary
The new [ democrat ] mayor of Chicago wants to create MORE laws restricting guns because the hundreds that are already “laws” don’t work but if there’s more it’ll make a difference.
I too would nominate all three to the “Dumdass Zone”. The likes off all Democrats have lined up in a firing line as to try to take away our 1st & 2nd Amendments. Wal-Mart does not sell AR-15’s and almost anything that is Black or Blued. My 2nd Amendment was put in place to protect my other rights. The fools that want too take yours & my guns live in the Zone and don’t deserve to even reside in the DC Swamp. Join the NRA and exercise your right to VOTE these Richard Higgins out of office.
Made a typo… I meant to say Richard Noggin not Noggin. You know what that means…. Right?
Forrest said “stupid is as stupid does”. Welcome to the far left idiocies. An object can’t assault anyone it takes a physical attack to assault someone. So , can the dumbasses of the decade explain how an object needing a physical presence assault someone or something? A rifle is a tool only as good as the person using that tool. Stop trying to scare people with false statements and try addressing the real problem. Mental health and Government Failure.
I would nominate all three, after all there is plenty of room in the “Dumbass Zone” for more idiots like these three still sitting in positions of influence with plenty of followers/believers. I would also add that the award should be “Tar & Feathering”.
I would like to see something in the 2020 ballot that similar to punishment for any politician whom uses deceit and violates the rights of “We the People of these great United States”. But this will not happen, so I’ll settle for the “Tar & Feathers”
Kirsten Gillibrand has sold her soul to the devil and is now a member of the holier than thou group know as the Democratic party. Wow, she did an about face on gun control and immigration. Her puppet strings are now under the control of her party guru’s (clowns). Swallwell is nothing more than a plain and simple Dumbass! (OM) – one man’s opinion 🤡
Walmart’s dosent sell ar15s
Correction, they no longer sell AR15 rifles they did at one time.
Shh…don’t tell Kirsten! It’s so much funnier to watch her fantasize…