Our gun-grabbing guest columnist, Ima Nidiot, is in a tizzy over Board With A Nail In It control. Here's why. For years, you pro Second Amendment people have been mocking me and my gun-grabbing goodbuddies by saying that pretty much any object can be made into a weapon if you're feeling creative, and that maybe I ought to start a campaign to outlaw boards with nails in them. … [Read more...] about Time For “Common Sense” Boards-With-Nails-In-Them Control!
Today, as a special treat, an exclusive interview with Mike Bloomberg conducted by our very own anti-gun reporter and human rumble strip, Ima Nidiot. DATELINE - Manhattan, N.Y., March 4th, 2020 As one of Mike Bloomberg's most faithful mainstream-media news reporters, I was flattered into hysteria to see my gilt-edged invitation to go interview my former boss in the wake of … [Read more...] about EXCLUSIVE: Gun-Grabber Bloomberg’s Candid Post-Dropout Interview
In the interest of fairness, we occasionally enlist the wisdom of anti-gun expert Ima Nidiot, Kindergarten Color Guard mascot and personification of the word “moist.” Take it away, Ima! After I last bestowed my wisdom upon an ungrateful and undeserving public I was asked, “But Ima, how am I supposed to defend myself from criminal attack if you’ve grabbed all my guns?” … [Read more...] about 3 Ima Nidiot-Approved Self-Defense Strategies
A guest post from Ima Nidiot. In the interest of fairness, we occasionally like to enlist the wisdom of anti-gun expert Ima Nidiot, underwater basket-weaver and legend in her own mind. Take it away, Ima! It’s recently come to my attention that there are people out there who call me and folks like me “gun grabbers.” The sheer unmitigated gall of them to act as if I want … [Read more...] about 4 Guns I Promise Not to Grab