My sides hurt, my cheeks ache, and I can’t draw a full breath…all thanks to these nimrods. Every election season, the anti-gunners vie to see who...
Remember these the next time a gun-banner says, “If it only saves one life…” Speaking that phrase–“if it only saves one life, won’t it be worth...
When at first you don’t succeed, fabricate some bullpucky and see who buys it! Right now, the Board of Health in King County, Washington is conducting...
This is your friendly reminder that the subject of one of these stories has been entered into a database as a “gun violence victim.” If you’re...
Why is it the “feminist allies” who are always the biggest creeps? The next presidential election is slouching towards Bethlehem, and so far the rough beast...
Did you know that every time you share a pro-gun meme, Nancy Pelosi gets heartburn? Memes are essentially the bumper stickers of the Internet, only better,...
I feel like this election cycle’s crop of anti-gunners isn’t trying very hard. Here’s my “modest proposal” to help them kick it up a notch. The...
This isn’t grassroots, but it is definitely something you can use to make grass grow… Ah, springtime, when the farmers of the world get the soil...
He’s the gift that just keeps on giving…like herpes. Ah, good ol’ Sideshow Joe Biden: Between his folksy, aw-shucks schtick, his creepy-uncle behavior with the ladies,...
The embattled retailer seems to have slid right into Everytown For Gun Safety with ease. Today, in “how the Hell did I miss this when it...
