My sides hurt, my cheeks ache, and I can't draw a full breath...all thanks to these nimrods. Every election season, the anti-gunners vie to see who can say the dumbest things about guns and gun rights--and every time, I fail to take the necessary precautions to safeguard my sides against the gales of uncontrollable laughter that ensue. The 2020 election season has been no … [Read more...] about 4 Anti-Gunner Comments I Can’t Stop Laughing At, Please Help
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Smells Like Infringement: War on Gun Stores Edition
Oh look, anti-gunners don't like small, local businesses either. Shocker! Gun banners have learned that most Americans don't like the idea of making it illegal to purchase firearms, which clearly gives them a bad case of indigestion. It's a tough onion to swallow for them. Rather than pop a Tums, they instead try to find new ways to release the uncomfortable pressure of … [Read more...] about Smells Like Infringement: War on Gun Stores Edition
Anti-Gunners’ New Bullpucky: Guns “Public Health Crisis”
When at first you don't succeed, fabricate some bullpucky and see who buys it! Right now, the Board of Health in King County, Washington is conducting a so-called “gun violence prevention summit” that doesn’t include a single representative from the firearms community. There is no input from firearms retailers, gun range operators or firearms instructors; not a single genuine … [Read more...] about Anti-Gunners’ New Bullpucky: Guns “Public Health Crisis”
Smells Like Infringement: Shannon Watts of “Everytown For Gun Safety” Edition
This isn't grassroots, but it is definitely something you can use to make grass grow... Ah, springtime, when the farmers of the world get the soil ready for crops by spreading the "common sense gun control" they collected from the floors of the barn all winter. It's interesting to note that although the mainstream media is more than happy to fact-check every time Donald Trump … [Read more...] about Smells Like Infringement: Shannon Watts of “Everytown For Gun Safety” Edition
5 Types of Anti-Gunners (& How to Spot Them)
This whole thing will be a lot funnier if you read it to yourself in David Attenborough's voice, but Gordon Ramsay's will work okay too. The taxonomy of anti-gunners is fascinating, and unlike some other fauna they're not difficult to observe in their natural environment. Venture carefully through the doors of your local small-batch, farm-to-table, grass-fed, organic, … [Read more...] about 5 Types of Anti-Gunners (& How to Spot Them)
