Bears do it, and so can you. It never fails. The second I get settled into my ground blind with all my stuff arranged just so, the coffee I drank to make my 4:00 a.m. wake-up call kicks in. You know what I’m talking about: That special rolling in your guts that means that either there’s a Lena Dunham special on and your ol’ lady hid the remote, or you gotta take a dump … [Read more...] about How to Crap in the Woods
Hey, not everybody can have a G.I. Joe Kung-Fu Grip... Woop woop, Ninjas! Your pal D. Range Ducats is back with your Thursday morning Just the Tips, and today I’m gonna talk about a problem that lots of us clowns have, and that is a weak-ass grip. Hey, some of us have like arthritis, or injuries, or maybe we’re just getting tired and want to get it over with because it’s late … [Read more...] about Just the Tips: Racking a Slide With a Weak Grip
Three of my secrets for getting right on the best wall-hanger you ever saw, right here! Whitetail season is coming as fast as an anti-gun movie producer faced with a hot, sexy ficus plant. This year, I’ve decided to finally put all my observations of whitetail deer into practice, in hopes of finally getting the trophy buck of my dreams into my crosshairs. Because I’m a giver, … [Read more...] about Just the Tips: How to Get a Trophy Buck
Y’all, I think Prince had a song about this. If you ninjas are out there getting weak-ass accuracy out of your guns, maybe your problem is that you don’t understand the shooting fundamental that is trigger control. So many clowns don’t get that it’s not all about you—you gotta learn how to master that trigger if you wanna get right into the center of that ring over and … [Read more...] about Just the Tips: Trigger Control
Does a real straight shooter let it out or hold it in? My favorite argument to read online right now is whether a shooter should breathe while they’re squeezing their trigger, because it generates more hot air than my crew after a giant-ass pot of my old lady’s famous beanie-wienies. Some peeps think you oughta hold your breath, some say you gotta let just a little out … [Read more...] about Just the Tips: Should You Breathe While Shooting Or Not?